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The problem is/was/will be that women can get sex any time they want to, and with whoever they want to. Well, mostly. This is simply unacceptable to a society where the man is seen as the lord of everything. Which is why they need to have so many rules for women. Which is why you have to tie her modesty irredeemably with her sexuality. Which is why a family’s “honour” is so unscrupulously intermingled with only women. Which is why Rape is not as heinous a crime as murder. Which is why her character is termed “loose” if she is sexually proactive. Which is why the legal definition of rape is only vaginal penetration by phallus. Which is why Sodomy is not even a thoroughly recognized sexual offence.

And which is why the authorities believe that fellatio can’t forced. Groping and pinching in crowd can’t be avoided. Because, when you’re in a mob, your hands develop a carnal instinct of their own.

Manu knew it all along. He sure was a visionary.

And so was Nietzsche when he believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings to hold back the few superior human beings.

A task excellently done!

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The News

Cartoonist RK Laxman being given 'Life Time Achievement Award' at the age of 97.

This is what I call news! I switched over to The Hindu very recently.. and before I knew it, my decision was totally right[for a change, coz I’m not actually used to it you see].

Remember some ‘Geetanjali Nagpal’? Yes! That super model of yester years whom drugs annihilated, perhaps suicidally. Whatever! Why do we have to care so much? This was not the only case of drug abuse witnessed. And there are still zillions of acute despondent people, living in all the more acute penury. Why do news-paperwallahs bring that into forefront, if they so much want to do the social work. Just cheap, desperate and probably “glamorous” publicity stunt.

Compare that to this. One of finest avant-garde our country has ever produced, was awarded ‘Life Time Achievement Award’ at the age of 97.. and how many cameras were flashing blinding light? Possibly, just one! And hence I got the pic, and hence you’re reading. There are very very few things published in newspapers which strike a cord really deep down, and that too instantaneously! This was definitely the one for me.

I’ll not say much. Rather you’ve to comment much, or say, or at the least think.

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Why do people with initials ‘SR’ keep on repudiating me? 😦

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Sunil Gavaskar once said, that there is no cricket team in the world in which Dravid won’t be included. Pakistan coach Javed Miandad said, that Pakistan only lacks to two thing-Madhuri Dixit and Rahul Dravid. And that very Rahul Dravid is not in the team anymore! Are our selectors insane? Keeping Sachin and Ganguly does make a lot of sense, after all, how many matches they have won for India.. but more important is how many tests have they saved? You just cant keep a player of class of him out of the team, be it on account of bad form, or politics or whatever!

Agreed, that the new crop is pretty good, all of ’em are brimming with confidence and alacrity. But we’re not considering the most crucial test herein, none of them had withstood the test of time. Can anyone of you tell me, where are Dinesh Mongia, Hemang Badani, Hrishikesh Kanitkar(match winner against Pakistan in the finals of Independence Cup 1998), Vijay Bhardwaj(Man of the Series in his debut tour to Kenya in Nairobi Cup), Iqbal Siddiqui(aka the next Kapil Dev), Amay Khurasia(opener during ’99 world cup), Akash Chopra(unprecedented success during Australian tour).. and they were just batsmen. India has always been on look out for a quality pacer since Sreenath, so we would not discuss the plight of plethora of Bowlers of any genre here.

A very recent add on to this list would be Sehwag and Kaif, I believe. God forbid, but this could very well be the case with Uthappa, Gambhir or any other member of the winning team of Twenty20 world cup. Dravid has been through all, by all.. I really mean all! He made test debut in ’96, alongside Ganguly, and was at once installed permanently in the test team. But it took him 4 years of toil to cater to the needs of ODIs. How many people in world cricket have that kind of temperament to change their technique so drastically.. notwithstanding his determination alone. Leaving out Sachin is always justified technically, coz I always believed there is absolutely no comparison between him and Dravid. They are a league apart. Sachin is more like a show-piece nowadays, he had always been the cynosure of mob. He is only best when he is at his best, which is a rare and most unlikely thing to happen. Dravid, on the other hand has always been the subdued backbone of the team. Somehow his moments of glory were always overshadowed by other’s greater feats. Be it Laxman with his knock of 281, Ganuly with his knock of 183 or Sachin at 189 not out. One common factor to all these seemingly disparate innings was Dravid with 154, 145* and 153 respectively. He was the guy around which other big boys built their fortunes. And he was coolly in the shadows, but he never cribbed.. no big words by him, just bigger and bigger innings.

Speaking about record books, he is the only batsman to have been in partner with two biggest partnership in ODIs- 318 with Ganguly and 331 with Sachin. He hold the record of fastest 50 by an Indian Batsmen, of 20 balls. He was the only successful batsmen of the otherwise forgettable tour of South Africa in ’97, hitting Alan Donald for two consecutive straight sixes. All this by the batsmen who once wasn’t considered fit for One Day cricket, and He prooved all of them wrong, with nonchalant elan. He has scored more double centuries in tests than legendary Gavaskar. His average in both forms of the game has been right at top. His only rival in test-average being Ponting, no one even close enough to bother. Statistics, as in the words of Mr. Sidhu (the talking surd) are like bikinis, revealing everything but hiding the most important. They do not tell us under what circumstances, against whom have the big guns being smashing records. Upon acute vivisection of all his innings, things would be even more crystal clear. Not to mention, He is the only batsmen after Steve Waugh to score a century against every test playing nation of his time( which are ten, to be precise) and the only batsman of all time to to score a century in every test playing nation. Howzzat? Do we still need reasons for him being in the team?

I must say, I’ve never been devastated more than any decision of BCCI than this one. The selectors are much better than me in every aspect, I know.. then how can they even think of doing something like this? Lets be frank, Sachin and Ganguly are in twilight of their magnificent careers, but not Dravid. Batsmen of his class get more mature, and consequently more lethal and indispensable. Classic examples are Gavaskar, Border, Boon, Getting, Rice, Lloyd and ofcourse Bradman. Can Brazil play against Argentina with Ronaldinho out? Could Australia face England without Ponting? Then how can India imagine themselves playing against Pakistan without Dravid? Dravid is sine qua non for Team India, irrespective of rare bad patch. Get him back guys. Against the kind of quality fast bowling of Pakistan, we stand no where without him.

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Reading Is..

Of late[I mean since the commencing of this semester] I’ve been reading a lot. A lot. I’ve always been an avid reader, but now I don’t know why I am experiencing this very strong and irresistible urge to simply gorge upon every book I’ve ever heard of.

Reading has been my most coveted leisure-time activity from the time I can think of. It started with hindi graphic comics ( Nagraj, Dhruv.. if you know what am I talking about). Then it went on to children’s magazines( Nanhe Samrat was my favourite.. it still is, although I do not read it anymore but I’d prefer it to whosoever asks my opinion for) , to Cricket magazines to Football magazines to sports magazines in general to India Todays and Outlooks to Reader’s Digest to…

Undoubtedly, reading does change personality, broadening his/her horizon of thinking and it reflects in the way he/she speaks and put forth their point of view. Thats the most general notion about reading is. But the other day, one of my friends introduced me to a newer concept.. A concept which I never thought of. He said[ nevertheless the fact that he too is a voracious reader.. Hindi/English alike] that reading makes people more and more materialistic. The more one reads.. the more materialistic he/she is. Brooding over it, and seeing my acquaintances in light of this thought.. It made me realize how very right he is! Of all the materialistic people I know, they read a lot. And the people who don’t read ain’t materialistic as well. And to consolidate it even further.. I’ve realized how very materialistic I’ve turned! As far as I can think of myself.. I was never like this. This latent morphosis.. when does it took place, I’ve no idea. But being so isn’t as bad. Atleast, I think so for the time being…

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Are there Gay-Porn available?

Hell No! Am not pervert.. Please, it’s just a query and am too lazy.. as well as too very orthogonally oriented to search it by myself (for those doubting my orientation) . This is a really valid query, more so when I’ve seen all kinds of it- Animals, Children, Machine, Pampered, Senile, Women,.. just to a name a few, so why not Men on Men..or along, whatever eww! Stop visualizing!

The other day, I was thinking about how people turn homosexual.. Am sure they are not born that way, it’s something which they learn here. And then I read this article in newspaper.. which said something like How much sex is too much.. If it is ever so.. blah blah.. I don’t exactly recall what it was all about.. just the essence of it. And my supposedly logical cerebrum immediately concocted the relation between them. Hence, according to me.. people turn homosexual and pervert when they become blasé with natural and normal sex. You are free to agree or disagree with it… but I am tenaciously sticking to my theory… and therefore the general misconception of IITians turning gay is absolutely preposterous. Simply saying, Can a destitute turn anorexic? The answer.. my friend, is too apparent to speculate. We people(read IITians) are absolutely at other extreme… the better position being occupied by our fellow DUites. Yes, am not comparing ourselves with Americans.. they are a league apart, too ahead to even think of comparing. And I seriously don’t know whether that’s actually true.. coz I’ve no facts to prove my point, it’s just the feel I get when I happen to meet one of those people(read DUite). Sometimes I wish I could.. Baby 😦

And the other thing which I wanted to ask is this-Are animals.. apart from homo sapiens .. are perverts?

Don’t know where the hell am I getting those creepy stuff in my mind… cant help either!

Help, anyone… Ladies? 😉

Quip, someone… Gentlemen? 🙂

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Some Definations

There are many things in life ,definations of which elude me like anything.So I am gonna discuss all of them here…and would keep on updating it as i found some thing more inexplicable..atleast to me !

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Date-this is most intriguing to me.Do you define it as a meeting of two friends..or something more intimate?Is it just spending time with him or her?Is it having dinner or lunch together?A movie perhaps?Or all of them?But then..all of them can be done with the people of same sex as well…so why is the word ‘Date’ inherently related to the meeting of opposite sexes?And then ,whats a perfect date? Does dating someone implies that you are in love with that person..or for that matter like him or her too very much?Is it ethically right to , to so called ‘date’ more than one person at the same time ?I think that i dont have the answer to any of them..perhaps you people may help me with your view point and expert answers.

Flirt-This one is most intriguing to me. Someone has always been complaining that I am never flirtatious with him..whilst at the same time.. Some other person is complaining that I am too very flirtatious with him-and I am absolutely indifferent to both of them-I precisely talk in the same way with both of them, and yet …such a wide disparity! Now what am I supposed to do? Moreover..I can’t differentiate between flirt and romance ! The most what I can think is that their difference is almost analogous to the difference between sex (with mutual consent) and rape (forced sex..usually the victim being the hapless and helpless female) ..Now can anyone help me with that too?

P.S-This post is under constant upgradation..so do keep coming back to it.

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Now i think that i have been writing a lot about me .Infact,till yet i have only been writing about me and myself .Now i think its time to get more global and anthropogical .In yesterday’s newspaper(which i was reading today in the morning..completely aware of this faux pas),I read an article which talked about how much women are safe in crowded places.

The news was something like this..that a women was diabolically molested by almost seventy people in mumbai at the gateway of india there on the eve of new celebration.The article wasn’t actually the news rather it was mooting over safety of women in public places.And it have some very veterenary comments of experts regarding it .Till then i was reading it like any other aricle , coz i have become so much used to these kinds of incidents that i find them completely normal now ,but then i found something which struck me,which was..Colaba police made the arrests on thursday after a tabloid published pictures …..” rest isn’t important to whatever i am gonna write here .

But before that..did it strike any cord in you?

There were a myriad criticisms about the insanity and apathy of other people present there , experts were describing mob mentality and how much unaffected multitude of people is in such kind of incidences.I agree with all that,but don’t u think what that bloody photographer was doing there?He was least concerned about the whole event accept that he was getting some sensational ,live and on the spot news with real time snaps ! That guy is even more apathetic than other people present there..atleast others weren’t thinking of any kind of profit from this molestation,but he is was being..in a sense,arson . Instead of helping that poor girl,he was just taking snaps .. at the expense of that girl. One may argue for his professionalism..but being professional doesn’t imply being so very callous to some very basic human values of chivalry and compassionate.Had she been his aquaintance..then did he still have still behaved in similar fashion?The answer is indubious NO. This certainly accentuates decline in human values ..just for evangelant monetory reasons.

I know writing all these kinds of stuff is a cakewalk..but i must have interrupted those lecherous people in their ritual,coz i really respect women for what they are .They are easily the better and fairer half of males in every sense ,and even more as far as ethical values are concerned.The most remarkable thing about them is that they are so very adjusting and adaptable to changes.A single women is working amongst hundreds of males is not an easy task.Just imagine the other way round..especially guys imagine this to be yourself ,how very awkward and shy you would feel !Or a just few girls in any of the male dominated classrooms..So very embarrasing !Thier willingness to help is something i cant understand.Then the tolerance factor…they easily become so very subservient to thier male counterparts without any complain.

In the end..i would just like to remind all those guys out there that we ought to respect women , and its our moral responsibility to protect them from any kind of malaise.

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